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DPxDC: Accidentally Aliens

Team Phantom (Danny, Dani, Sam, Tucker, Valerie, and Jazz) end up having to flee Amity and Earth (maybe the anti ecto and the GIW tries to nuke Amity) and the Fenton parents (who know about Danny) shove them into the Spector Speedster tell them that they love them all like their kids and shove them through the portal shutting it behind them.

The last thing that the kids see is the portal closing behind them and a flash. All of them have powers and are liminal to some extent. Jazz even has her own transformation and they all don't look human.

The Specter Speedster bursts through dimensions and ends up in DC. The JL sees a space ship pass the Watchtower and a few people are dispatched to check it out and possibly welcome the people.

They open the pod and it's a bunch of what look like very inhuman kids in protective suits of some type. When they go to wake them the two that look the most similar babble at them in a very nonhuman language and Green lantern is sent in to get a universal translator going. Because of the ecto and the differences at earth, the kids mostly use infinite realms terms and concepts (this will be important later)

The kids tell them that their Home "Amity" was at war and that the enemy was using what they called "ecto-nuclear fusion weapons" and the last thing that they saw when they were shoved into the "speedster" was the "Phantoms" parents trying to protect them and a flash of blinding light.

The Kids are introduced as "Phantom", "Phantasma", and "Specter" all of one family. With blinding white hair and Green eyes for the younger two and the eldest had bright green hair and purple eyes. She blushed green when asked "I took after Mom, my little siblings took after dad."

The others are "Huntress" who has light purple skin unlike the Phantoms and has a green set of armour apparently under her skin, "Nightshade" with pale green skin and bright purple hair and eyes, that touches the earth in almost awe and is immediately wrapped in plants "Some of them feel almost like home." And "Dullman" who the others called "Tuck" and they wouldn't explain where the nickname came from who had what looked like hieroglyphics (but wrong somehow) in gold on his light purple skin.

When asked if Huntress and Dullman are related they both looked disgusted "Is it because we have the same color skin? Just because we're the same race doesn't mean we're related. We're actually in a haunt with Phantom both of us and Nightshade."

When questioned on what a haunt is they look startled. "Do you not have haunts here? What about frights? It must be so different if you're a loner species!"

"I believe that it's an error in translation. If you would be so kind as to explain." Batman was gentle they were in fact children. It was Specter who stepped forward

"So you have your 'lair' which is the place you belong to where you find your 'frights' and usually your 'haunts'."

"Sounds like a town or maybe home?"

"Your fright is the group of liminals you belong to, usually including your parents, guardians, adults, any same (with that she gestures to her siblings) chosen sames, and your closest liminals. All of us are part of the same fright though some of us belong to multiple."

"So similar to a family and friends but the concepts might be broader and more mixed."

"And finally your haunt," she smirked teasingly at her younger brother, "Are your chosen, the ones that are infinite, a choice and a constant demonstration. Many people only haunt with only one or two others my little ghost got three." Phantom is blushing green and the others of the 'haunt' are also flushed as they curl around each other. And the JL members notice what they hadn't before, that Nightshades plants reach out to the other three, that each of them except Dullman have what looks like kiss marks in gold on their knuckles, that each of them has a little hair pin with constellations they don't recognize, and the way they stand close together.

"I believe that a haunt is their way of saying a close relationship, likely romantic."

"Our parents haunted with our guardian Plasmius off and on, but our other guardians didn't haunt with them. That's not common, usually you raise your frightlings with your haunt and any additional members of your fright, but your fright is always flexible."

When asked about their fright their responses varied

"My grandmother and plant father" Nightshade "and these problems, plus Draconess Dora and the Phantoms parents."

"My parents and Phantoms parents, some of the tombs frightlings, and maybe Technus. Plus my darlings."

"My father, maybe Technus and Skulker, Plasmius, the Mad Phantoms and these dorks."

Phantom started listing off "Mom and Dad, and Plasi no matter how much I'd like to deny, Dorathea, Auntie Pan, Frostbite, Clock-pops, maybe Ember and Kitty and 13. Those are a pair, and of course my sames and my haunt."

"My list is different." Phantasma stated "I just turned 3 so mines a bit less. My dad Plasmius, my mom Mad, my papa Jackie. Plas always said that Jackie made everyone look at him, I never found out if that's because Plas found him attractive or the way he would bust down any wall in his way. I have my sames, though I'm a mirror born so I'm closer same with Phantom than Specter. Um Uncle Nightmares likes me too!" Phantom smacked himself and let out a word that needed no translation

"I forgot about Frighty. And Pariah. Is he fright?" Specter shrugged

"Technically. I mean you're set to inherited his throne so as his successor he made you fright."


Basically all of them info dumping in a way that makes them seem really alien. And confusing the entire league.

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The league eeventually figures out that Haunt and Fright mean something like chosen and born family. Although they have yet to figure out much more. The lantern ring is having trouble translating certain concepts. Luckily Phantom and Dullman seem to have a knack for language. Dullman, it appears is used to coding in varied languages for technology, and Phantom speaks many of his home planets. Phantasma is also picking up on their language with admirable speed. The others are getting there. But it is going to take a while. And they can't really let the kids off the watch tower until they can reliably converse with the locals.

Phantom has been spending time in the land as well, looking at how different their tech is. He seems to have a strong grasp on engineering, and has managed to give them a decent idea of different items they could use.

He and Phantasma have also been gleefully throwing themselves into sparring with the Young Justice crew. Red Hundreds has also gleefully jumped into sparring alongside her Fright. They are a well oiled team. The Young Justice have all learned a few good manoeuvres. The younger team are enjoying the new ward's company. Spectre has taken up fussing about all of the terms on the tower. She is very protective of anyone younger than her.

She seems to know when one of the kids is hiding an injury, or when they are distressed. Spectre is very good at getting the kids to relax and talk about what's happening. Perhaps too good. She has already thrown down with a few of the kids mentors for their actions. Bruce has never seen someone body Superman and make him move before. Kon looks at her like she is an angel. Bruce privately agreed with what she is doing. Even if it does mean he gets whapped on the back of the head and told to 'communicate you pride idiot'.

Dullman has taken to their code language all too well. He managed to hack into the tower before they even knew he could. He has been working with Red Robin and Oracle to upgrade their security since. And Nightshade? Well, she has been tending to plants and growing new ones. One of which she gifted to the medical wing. It emits a calming fragrance, which is useful. They have to have them all tested for safety first. But she is very mindful of their different biology thankfully. She has been spending a lot of time with the atlanteans. Given her plant powers it is no surprise that she is into conservation. They cannot let her meet Poison Ivy. just, no.

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phantomrose96

Stuck in a timeloop but I'm so afraid of being owned by someone's epic prank I just keep acting like I haven't noticed

phantomrose96

"I really like going to work today and doing my job. My work today was so enjoyable I wouldn't even be rustled if I had to do it again tomorrow hypothetically."

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"That bus exploding was really shocking and new to me. I didn't intervene due to the fact that I was just so surprised about it, and not because I'm butthurt over past attempts to save it which have taught me about the unerring yolk which so stubbornly ties fate to its chosen tragedy."

phantomrose96

"I'm literally not even reeeing about this traffic jam caused by the bus explosion. I like it here. If I finally get home 2.5 hours late tonight to find my wife crying alone over a cold dinner while she tells me she's been having an affair with the dentist, I wouldn't even mald. It's literally my favorite dinner she's making so I wouldn't care if I were to experience this between 1 and an indefinite number of times."

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two-sibyls-tall

Some of My Favorite Batfam Fic Tropes

In no particular order:

 - The batfam have their own language of chirps, trills, tweets, and whistles, and they use it in front of other ppl (civilians, the jla, whatever) and the other ppl go “what the actual fuck”

 - Bruce throwing the batarang at Jason Todd’s neck actually Does Damage™, and eventually the other members of the family find out and lose their shit

 - “Hey Tim?” “Yeah?” “Where’s your fucking spleen :)” “Lost it.” “LOST IT??

 - Damian calling his brothers Akhi :)

 - “How many kids do you HAVE??” -The entire Justice League

 - Jason going to Titans Tower, seeing Tim, saying “is anyone gonna parent that” and then not waiting for an answer.

 - Literal Toddler Tim Drake informing the Batfamily that yes he knows everyone’s identity, and really if you didn’t want people to figure it out you should stop showing off your extremely niche skills during patrols Nightwing.

 - “Dude your son is a crime boss.” “Ex-crime boss :/”

 - A Batfamily member hearing someone talk about their civilian identity (bc, yknow,, they’re famous) and just having to Deal With It because what the fuck else are they supposed to do??

 - The Justice League hearing about Batman and assuming he (& his family) are demons or vampires or some other cryptid, and then meeting him and finding out he’s just Some Guy.

 - The batfamily learning the origin of the name Robin

- The Justice League meeting the Batfamily and specifically learning who Red Hood is, and one of the heroes nervously asks “Didn’t the second Robin.. die?” and Jason just goes “yeah lol”

stormikitty

Got any recommendations for fic with these tropes?

stealingyourbones
stealingyourbones

Short DPXDC Prompts #650

Damian really didn’t care for school. He already knew all the curriculum and the kids in his class were wary of talking to him. At least his P.E. Teacher Mr. Fenton makes it much more tolerable.

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Bruce; How was school today Damian?

Damian; All but last period were a chore. Mr Fenton however knows how to make a class informative and interesting.

Bruce; Isn't Mr Fenton the new PE teacher? I thought you hated the idea of PE. Because it was useless for real life?

Damian; Yes, that is how it has been previously. Mr Fenton however decided that he would teach us escape manoeuvres and how to identify a safe escape route during a rogue attack. His teaching was exemplary.

Bruce; He's teaching what now?

Damian; How to escape the hold of a criminal if it is safe to do so. How to evade capture. And how to identify a safe path when a rogue is attacking. He set up an assault course that looked like a street during one of Ivy's attacks. When someone stepped wrong he would tag them with a fake injury they would have to navigate around. He seems to be making it his job to ensure my classmates can safely evacuate from a rogue attack.

Bruce; Maybe I should look into him, that is unusual behaviour.

Damian; If you scare away my one competent teacher I will make your life a misery. I learned a new way to take someone down today. I would be happy to show you Father. I am assured it causes great pain, allowing the victim time to flee their attacker.

Bruce; On second thoughts, maybe I will just leave the investigation to you.

catwithmanyhats

#Damian's favorite teacher #actually that makes him more sus #you know Damian will try to smuggle home a ghost pet at one point

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Batman quietly runs a background check in secret and learns Me. Fenton came from a no name tourist trap claiming to be haunted and that there are som very strange and concerning firewalls all over the place form what looks like multiple people trying to keep what happens there a secret. Damian is gonna kill him for this, it was just supposed to be a quick check to make sure he wasn't a rogue in disguise and to find out how he knows this stuff, but it's suddenly turned into a real investigation.

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Bruce takes one look at the picture, sighs and calls in Dick.

Bruce; I need you to befriend Damian's new PE teacher. The fact he is exactly your type should make it easier.

Dick; Wait, what? You want me, your son, to investigate Damian's new teacher?

Bruce; Yes. His town of origin is under a series of information lockdowns. From about three competing sources. Something is seriously wrong there. We need an in. And he is your type. 'Danger Twink' I believe is the accurate phrase.

Dick; I, you. B! Look I don't do honeytraps!

Bruce; I know, the fact you will almost certainly start flirting with him when you see him is unfortunate. But the rest of them will be to intense. You are the only one who can be friendly. But we need this information.

Dick; Can't we just ask Little Bat to ask for more pointers, and WHY he teaches the way he does. Look if he came from there and is teaching this way, he probably wants to stop kids going through whatever plagued his own town right?

Bruce; No, Damian specifically told me to leave him alone.

Dick; OMG Damian likes his teacher that much? I am still not gonna fake befriend him. I'll go as Nightwing!


Two night later

Dick; B, he's perfect. I broke into his flat and he had me pinned in seconds. God B. He's amazing!

Bruce; Dammit. I'll have to try Tim!

Dick; No, no it's fine. I uh, got his number it's all good!

Damian; RICHARD! Why did you break into my teachers house!

Dick; B asked me to! And anyway. I got a date. So if I play my cards right he could become your brother in law!

Damian; I will accept this only if you succeed! Father! I have a new move to show you in training!

Bruce; Fuck!

theshadowrealmitself
theshadowrealmitself

We need more disintegrator rays in media they’re just so funny to me, especially in the hands of people who aren’t villains

Like Peter Parker hasn’t slept in 48 hours, is running off of coffee sludge and whatever concoction he made himself in his lab, eye bags bigger than his eyes is like:

“oh don’t worry I invented a way to get rid of toxic and unsafe materials after I do my experiments, it’s this incredibly dangerous disintegrator ray, yup, works on any material and gets rid of stuff within seconds, I keep it loose in my lab coat pocket so that I can reach it quickly, can’t just let hazardous waste sit around y’know, lab safety is very important to me, I forgot to put a safety switch on the ray :)”

and everyone else is like Peter. Pete. Buddy. Put the Ray Gun™️ down please.

tourettesdog
tourettesdog

DP Prompt: When Danny comes out of the portal, he’s… a little different, to say the least. 

He’s small, ferret-like, and hedges on the side of feral. Tucker and Sam are confident he’s still Danny, and they Think he’s still just as intelligent (just prone to some much baser instincts), but it’s still one hell of an adjustment. 

First off, they can’t really explain to the Fenton parents that this is Danny now. They think he’s a ghost, however odd, and Tucker and Sam have both heard enough Fenton rants about ghosts to know he’s no longer safe in their care. At least for now. Maybe they can figure something out when they’re not Panicking.

Though… that also means letting his family just assume Danny is missing… Which is exactly what happens, and hoo boy is it a mess watching the Fentons scramble, shouting about how “ghosts have taken their son”, (particularly when said son is contently sleeping in a sunbeam on top of Tucker’s dresser).

Nevermind that tiny feral Danny keeps running off to fight the other ghosts that have suddenly appeared in town, making keeping track of him a nightmare.

Tuck and Sam aren’t sure if this is just their life now, wrangling their best friend and hiding him in their bedrooms, appeasing him with snacks and movies and trying to convince him that FentonWorks is off limits. It’s a bit of a mess, but, well, they’re managing. They care enough about Danny to deal with whatever the hell this is. 

Unbeknownst to Sam and Tucker, this form is not permanent and Danny simply hasn’t tried to change back yet.

kashlyn
kashlyn

I just thought of this random DC x DP idea...


Bruce Wayne, bragging about his kids like they are a cutest, sweetest little angels that you can fit in your palm. like, they've been grown so much but they're still his baby!! I still love to carry him to bed when he falls asleep on the couch like the adorable kid he is! (It's Jason in my head)

Jack Fenton, bragging about his son (post reveal/good ending) like he's this eldritch monster that could destroy everything in his path and probably is a mob boss based on the stories he tells cuz he's just so proud of his Dan-O!


Then in walks Jason and Danny, hand in hand, going to Bruce and Jack to announce they're dating and people think Jason is a Fenton and Danny is a Wayne.

(Plus if someone like Dick or something just accidentally/or purposely made it worse... Well... Dick just loves his little brother, i guess)